princesse_incongrue: Diane Dassigny facing the camera with an adorably mournful expression (diane)
 

DIANE DASSIGNY
 
Actress and singer, she'll be on tour next month with Mozart l'Opéra Rock, Dove Attia's musical. She'll also be headlining with Michel Vuillermoz in the film "L'Assiette de mon voisin" (My Neighbor's Plate) and a Rachmaninov biopic with Gérard Depardieu.
 
My favorite arist: The photographer Pablo de Selva. He has the gift of transforming the most crude truths into poetry.  His photos make you look twice, like the one where you see Venice and the London metro.
 
My discovery: This MAC blush a makeup artist gave me. You're guaranteed to have a good look...
 
My sweet tooth: Nutella... my best friend even gave me a special spoon from Pylones that was made especially for Nutella jars.
 
My piano: I've been playing music since I was a child. Even though I was classically trained at a conservatory, I'd like to know how to improvise.  I accompany myself on the keyboard so I can learn how to sing without music.
 
My notebook: Le Keel's Simple Diary.  It's a helpful tool, a private journal for lazy people that already has questions written in to help you know what to write.  It gives you a very simple and modest way to sort through your daily grind.
 
My struggle: I sponsor the ELA (European Leukodystrophies Association) in their work with rare genetic illnesses. I took part in a fundraiser where each person wears a podometer, and each step they take earns on euro for ELA.
 
My bracelet: I don't wear much jewelry. But I have a soft spot for the silver Clio Blue bracelet that my mother gave me when I turned thirty.
 
My trophy: A Swarovski broach that I wore during my first performances in Mozart l'Opéra Rock. They let me keep it!
 
My favorite film: "Some Like it Hot" by Billy Wilder is the best Marilyn Monroe film.  She's the ultimate "woman-child". Her acting was always special to me. And her voice has this magical vibrato, with this ridiculous sensuality.
 
My favorite thing: "Le Rescue" spray from Fleurs de Bach. I use it before each rehearsal and audition to relax. And it works!
 
My favorite product: "L'eau Florale" from Sisley. It was made to be used at the beach, but it works amazingly for me all year.  My skin is too dry. Plus I love the rose scent.
 


princesse_incongrue: Diane Dassigny facing the camera with an adorably mournful expression (diane)

Moi j'ai la tête dans les nuages
Toi t'es collé à ton écran
Je cours le monde et toi tu nages
À souffler dans le sens du vent
Tu juges juste notre toise
Tout les gens dépensent autrement
Pourtant ce sont eux qui ont raison
Toi t'es qu'un bleu
Tu ne crois en rien
T'es qu'un pauvre type assurément
J'dis ça, j'dis rien mais j'me comprends

Alors si tu pouvais
Te dégager maintenant
Ça t'éviterait des problèmes
Si tu veux bien
Remettre tes vêtements
J'ai pas besoin que tu m'aimes
Ah mon coeur
Oui vraiment
Ma vie est belle
Quand t'es pas dedans

Tu as le QI d'un oeuf au plat 
Oui sans doute, tu sors pas de l'ENA
D'aillers on préfère qu'tu votes pas
Vu que tes idées, bah t'en as pas
Je t'adore mais tu vois
C'est sûr que si je ne me drogue pas
Je ne supporterais pas
De perdre mon tour avec toi
Ni de voir tes potes
Sur mon canap' dans le coma
Dont mes romans parlent même pas

Alors si tu pouvais
Te dégager maintenant
Ça t'éviterait des problèmes
Si tu veux bien
Remettre tes vêtements
J'ai pas besoin que tu m'aimes
Ah mon coeur
Oui vraiment 
Ma vie est belle
Quand t'es pas dedans

Alors si tu pouvais
Te ramener maintenant
Ça t'éviterait les problèmes
Si tu veux bien
Enlever tes vêtements
Fais voir un peu si tu m'aimes
Oh mon coeur
Oui vraiment
Ta vie est belle
Quand j'suis pas dedans  

I have my head in the clouds
And you're glued to your screen
I go wherever the wind takes me
And you drift along in the breeze
You think we're at the same place
Everyone else measures it differently
And they're the ones who are right
You're just a rookie
You don't have faith in anything
You're definitely nothing but a schmuck
I'm just saying, you know what I mean

So if you could
Scram now
That would save you some trouble
If you wouldn't mind
Putting your clothes back on
I don't need you to love me
Oh honey
Yes, it's true
My life is beautiful
When you're not in it

You have the IQ of a plate of eggs
You're definitely not Ivy League
In fact, it'd be best if you didn't vote
Because your ideas, well, you have none
I adore you but you see
I guarantee that unless I was on drugs
I couldn't tolerate
Wasting my time with you
Or seeing your friends
Passed out on my couch
My storybooks never mentioned this

So if you could
Scram now
That would save you some trouble
If you wouldn't mind
Putting your clothes back on
I don't need you to love me
Oh honey
Yes, it's true
My life is beautiful
When you're not in it

So if you could
Get back over here now
That would save you some trouble
If you wouldn't mind
Taking your clothes off
Let's see if you love me
Oh, honey
Yes, it's true
Your life is beautiful
When I'm not in it

 
**I transcribed these lyrics mostly by ear, so my sincere apologies if anything is wrong!
 

princesse_incongrue: Diane Dassigny facing the camera with an adorably mournful expression (diane)

Le soir en rentrant fatiguée,
Tu t'imagines que ça y est
Je vais enfin pouvoir me caler
Dans mon douillet petit canapé
Me préparer un petit plateau 
Imitation Gault et Millau
Dans ma cuisine D&CO
En déchaussant mes stiletos

Mais j'suis pas comme ça 
J'suis pas bobo, j'suis baba

C'est comme si un soir Bob Marley 
S'était arrêté pour fumer
Avec 2-3 potes déchirés
Et depuis j'ai jamais rangé

Y en a qui fûme, y a pas de lumières
C'est un peu ambiance fin du guerre
Dans le frigo y a rien à voir
Au salon y a rien pour s'asseoir
Il faudrait faire des tas de travaux
Mais bon, je suis pas proprio
Il faudrait vraiment que je m'enferme
Pour faire le clean, j'ai la flemme

Je suis plus allergique à rien
C'est pas la même pour mon copain
Mes anticorps sont au taquet
On passait ses nuits à tousser
Alors il me dit c'est dans ta tête
T'as un problème, t'es pas très nette
Pourquoi t'entasses toutes ces conneries
Tu crois que je vais vivre dans un taudis

Tu me comprends pas
Moi j'suis pas bobo, j'suis baba
Je suis pas sûre que Bob Marley
Aurait voulu venir dîner
Je m'en sors pas, je suis dépassée
Oui je te promet que je vais ranger

Même si ça plaît pas 
J'suis pas bobo, j'suis baba

Et Dali aurait adoré
Me peindre nue près d'la cheminée
Entourée de meubles dépareillés
Et d'un tas de gadgets colorés

T'imagines comme ce serait le kiff
D'être écolo genre compulsif
Jeter les mauvais souvenirs
Grâce au tri sélectif
Chez moi il y a des milliards d'objets
Comme ça j'vois ma vie défiler
Ma maison de poupée n'a rien d'un conte de fée

Mais tu me comprends pas
Moi j'suis pas bobo, j'suis baba
C'est comme si un soir Bob Marley 
S'était arrêter pour fumer
Avec 2-3 potes déchirés
Et depuis j'ai jamais rangé

Moi j'suis comme ça
J'suis pas bobo, j'suis baba

Et Dali aurait adoré
Me peindre nue près de la cheminée
Entourée de meubles dépareillés
Et d'un tas de gadgets colorés

Coming home tired in the evening
You expect that to be it
At last I'll be able to prop my feet up
On my comfy little couch
Make myself a little meal
Like Gault et Millau
In my D & Co kitchen
Kick off my stilettos

But I'm not like that
I'm not a hipster, I'm a hippie

It's like if one evening Bob Marley
Had stopped by to smoke
With two or three wasted friends
And I haven't cleaned up since

There are people smoking, there are no lights
It feels a little like the war just ended
There's nothing to see in the fridge
There's nowhere to sit in the salon
There's tons of work to do
But hey, I'm no landlord
I really need to close myself away
To clean everything up, but I can't be bothered

I'm not allergic to anything anymore
But it's not the same for my boyfriend
My antibodies are on alert
We spend the night listening to him cough
So he tells me it's all in your head
You have a problem, you're not very neat
Why do you cram all this shit in here
You think I'm going to live in a slum

You don't understand me
I'm not a hipster, I'm a hippie
I'm not sure that Bob Marley
Would have wanted to come for dinner
I can't cope, I'm overwhelmed
Yes, I promise you I'll clean up

Even if people don't like it
I'm not a hipster, I'm a hippie

And Dali would have loved
To paint me naked by the fireplace
Surrounded by mismatched furniture
And piles of colorful gadgets

Imagine how great it would be
To be obsessively eco-friendly
To throw bad memories away
Sorting out the recyclables
At my place there are tons of things
That show me my life passing by
My dollhouse is nothing like a fairy tale

But you don't understand me
I'm not a hipster, I'm a hippie
It's like if one evening Bob Marley
Had stopped by to smoke
With two or three wasted friends
And I haven't cleaned up since

I'm not like that
I'm not a hipster, I'm a hippie

And Dali would have loved
To paint me naked by the fireplace
Surrounded by mismatched furnirture
And piles of colorful gadgets

 
**Disclaimer that "bobo" doesn't exactly translate to "hipster", but that's the closest thing I could think of in anglophone pop culture.  "Bobo" is an abbreviation of "bourgeois bohème" and basically means a social class thinks they're refusing to conform and being edgy, but they're actually conforming to their own (upper-middle class) stereotypes.  You could imagine them as having a home that looks like a catalogue, whereas Diane would like you to know that her home is a hot mess.
 

princesse_incongrue: Prince Poppycock trying on a tall white wig (poppycock)
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[I cannot get the video to replay the last few minutes, but if memory serves they went and got everyone else to say goodbye, Mikele told us again how this was a special twitcam because MOR doesn't do anything the normal way, and that was pretty much it.]  

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